I’m not LMAO at ridiculous emails from my students

Convoluted excuses and drunken declarations of love can be amusing, but I’m genuinely concerned about young people’s communication skills

Hiya *smiley face*! Sorry I’m not there!! I was in bed with my boyf and he got some hand cream in his eye so I took him to hospital but the car broke down and we had to wait for the green flag man and got chatting with him before we went to a‘n’e but were here now and boyf is fine lol!!!

This is an email from one of my students explaining why she wasn’t at a lecture. Unfortunately, it’s not unusual for me to receive messages like this. It’s as if my students don’t understand the difference between formal communication and social media; as if chattiness and cheek will make up for the fact that they’re missing class for the sixth week in a row; as if they don’t realise that the more detailed the excuse, the more unbelievable it sounds.

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Convoluted excuses and drunken declarations of love can be amusing, but I’m genuinely concerned about young people’s communication skills

Hiya *smiley face*! Sorry I’m not there!! I was in bed with my boyf and he got some hand cream in his eye so I took him to hospital but the car broke down and we had to wait for the green flag man and got chatting with him before we went to a‘n’e but were here now and boyf is fine lol!!!

This is an email from one of my students explaining why she wasn’t at a lecture. Unfortunately, it’s not unusual for me to receive messages like this. It’s as if my students don’t understand the difference between formal communication and social media; as if chattiness and cheek will make up for the fact that they’re missing class for the sixth week in a row; as if they don’t realise that the more detailed the excuse, the more unbelievable it sounds.

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